this is why i have trust issues
this is fucking with me
i’ve gotten a bunch of new followers over the past couple days??? where are you all coming from
so here’s some stuff you should know before venturing into my blog of minimal importance:
nice to meet you, enjoy your stay, and don’t mind me.
have u ever seen a really attractive person and just really wished u hadn’t
SO THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME I WAS IN A DRAG PHOTOSHOOT TO PROMO THE DRAG SHOW I’M IN.
I was the only king there and the other queens are literally ALL AMAZONS. So they proceeded to do what all queens do and fight over me.
This is probably one of the highlights of my college career so far. I love these ladies and I cannot wait to share the stage with them in two weeks. <3
has anyone seen that photo of putin winking tho?
He’s actually winking. Fuck knows what he’s winking at, but look at this shit.
i’ve got something i want to putin you
and guess what i’ll give you a clue
it’s not a nuke
Ten is everyone’s little brother.
Everybody go read Shades of Gray if you’re at all interested in a well-developed, adorable big-eared alien race, well written dialogue, sci-fi themes, fantasy themes, openly queer characters, or asexual characters who are treated with respect and that are shown to have healthy platonic relationships.
You know, if you like those things.
how come no one talks about the time donkey kong punched out the fucking moon
And this is precisely why DK is best Nintendo. Link, when presented with a moon, will pussyfoot around for three days, wearing masks and singing with frogs, before pulling a back to the future, over and over and over again.
DK will PUNCH THE MOTHERFUCKER INTO A MONSTER
Imagine living life as a cute person
Areyu, what’s this like?
idk man ask a cutie
1. a long pole with a dandelion top
2. the tackiest clothes imaginable
3. you’re done
I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO