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A Blog of Minimal Importance

so we removed a live bullet from our coin counting machine today

it juuuust beats out the u.s. army challenge coin as the weirdest shit we’ve ever found mixed in with people’s pocket change


prismatoid:

Life is full of difficult decisions. 


how often do you have sex?
Anonymous

pussysista:

How often is your dad “working late”?


rightshift replied to your photo “i have had a long day, but at least my hair is super red now”

Your hair is going to seize the means of production.

Hell yeah, comrade.


nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER


coelasquid:

Pine-Pine appreciation post

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I am a super huge fan of hot-girl-character designs that have little regular person imperfections to them like thick arms or tummy paunch or weak chins or whatever so you know that they aren’t just straight up designed to be eye candy. Like it just adds so muchhhhhh personality.


how do i politely tell someone that i’m no longer interested in them and that their behavior is creeping me out a bit?

how do i know whether i’m being overly cautious or if i should genuinely be worried?

how do i tell them that i don’t think i can do casual dating thing until i can actually think of myself as a person rather than a gross thing first without sounding totally insane??

hoW DO the dAtinFg stUFf i doN’t unedrsTAnD????


i’m sure you’re all dying to talk about what exciting shenanigans you’ve gotten into this memorial day but let’s please all take a moment to consider how fantastic my boobs look in this dress


aneasybakeoven:

✖️NICOLAS CAGE✖️

WHAT THE HELL HOW DID YOU MEET NIC CAGE OH KY GOSJ DJAJFHFDHVRUOW


everybody is terrible today!!!


expllcit:

countsassula:

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

it’s in words


joshpeck:

do you ever just realize that you’re not a good person


http://titaniumorb.tumblr.com/post/96255979055/panicacidide-apparently-its-not-socially

titaniumorb:

rhetorical-bagel:

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not…

Can we not equate masculinity with insecurity? Most guys I know do all that stuff. I do all that stuff. Masculinity isn’t a dirty word or strange or shameful or stupid or inherently insecure.

However, people are inherently insecure. Making fun of masculinity as if guys are some half-blind alien race isn’t helping that.

God how I wish this were LiveJournal.

The point is that the “mandated” definition of “masculine” behaviour *inspires* insecurity because it runs counter to what we naturally do as humans.

Just as a prescriptive view of what “feminity” means is damaging to women’s identity sometimes, prescriptive expectations of “masculinity” is damaging to men’s sense of individual identity.

We must, collectively break from these traditional, prescriptive concepts if we’re going to find a place where we can all be comfortable in our own skin.