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Well hey there! I'm Aley, but I go by Areyu ‘round the internet.

Sometimes I draw things.

Every time I feel stressed I reblog gollumcat.


All my fandom posts are tagged for convenient blacklisting.

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shiny-ariados:

Please reblog this if you nickname your Pokemon. I wanna see how many people actually give their Pokemon nicknames.

Every nickname is a pun or something similarly offensive.

Sometimes they’re just whatever I think is pretty, sometimes I do horrible things like name my Blaziken “Sanders.”

whatfallon:

I had to go to career services and my friend and my brother stole all their pens and pencils

THAT’S MY SCHOOL!

whatfallon:

I had to go to career services and my friend and my brother stole all their pens and pencils

THAT’S MY SCHOOL!

"Hemingway and James Joyce were drinking buddies in Paris. Joyce was thin and bespectacled; Hemingway was tall and strapping. When they went out Joyce would get drunk, pick a fight with a bigger guy in the bar and then hide behind Hemingway and yell, ‘Deal with him, Hemingway. Deal with him.’"
[x] (via newzerokaneda)

djmeatdaddy:

distinctmemory:

mightfallin:

whirrring:

thetiredgames:

Dachshund U.N.

For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”

YES

i’m going to fucking die

saint-just:

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

Do you people not masturbate vigorously while making aggressive eye contact with the mirror mounted on the ceiling above your bed? Because that’s my 2:30am. That’s a success story, folks. Be inspired.

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monobeartheater:

this remains one of the most terrifying fights in nintendo history, obviously you’d walk right towards the door and just suddenly noticing your reflection vanished. This fight is never even explained, all the other side bosses and bosses are just monsters but this one is just YOU

One of my greatest achievements is beating dark link without the hammer I was supposed to have, apparently.

#you literally check yourself#then wreck yourself

rightshift:

monobeartheater:

this remains one of the most terrifying fights in nintendo history, obviously you’d walk right towards the door and just suddenly noticing your reflection vanished. This fight is never even explained, all the other side bosses and bosses are just monsters but this one is just YOU

One of my greatest achievements is beating dark link without the hammer I was supposed to have, apparently.

aneasybakeoven:

hi

aneasybakeoven:

hi

saint-just:

areyu:

saint-just:

I need a fake ID that makes me younger. And gives me a different name. I have reasons.

I’m sorry, sir, but you’re still too old to be at the playground without accompanying a child.

I have made so many bad decisions in such a short span of time

So a normal day, then.

today i had a grown-ass man literally get mad at me for my appearance, it was really surreal

so on thursday i got a nose stud. just a tiny one. it’s hard to see most of the time, it’s just a little drop of sparkle and it’s cute.

so this guy’s a regular—a doctor, no less!—and he’s known for saying these sort of borderline creepy/inappropriate things to the young ladies at the branch while never speaking a word to the guys. he always, always makes comments about my appearance despite the fact that i’m always clearly uncomfortable and go silent, and he gives me and another teller these backhanded compliments to, like… undermine our self-esteem or something?? idk.

so he sees my nose stud and asks “did you always have that bling?” and i explain how i just got it on a whim, and he says, “so you just had to go and do that?” i was so stunned that it didn’t register to me as disapproval at first. so i give him his receipt and tell him to have a nice day, and he says “i hope that helps. whatever you’re trying to achieve with this, i hope it helps.”

and i’m just like holy shit did this straight-up adult man just get pissy because i changed my appearance in a way he didn’t like. did this just happen. like dang, dude, i never asked for your opinion and you’re not entitled to my looking “presentable” enough for you. and you giving me compliments i don’t ask for sure as fuck isn’t gonna make me change my mind.

in short, go suck ten million dicks, doc.

cheredyles:

Look at this!!! LOOK AT THIS! Spread this shit like wildfire! Safe Trek!

saint-just:

I need a fake ID that makes me younger. And gives me a different name. I have reasons.

I’m sorry, sir, but you’re still too old to be at the playground without accompanying a child.

amoying:

im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive

nadiaoxford:

cannonbarrage:

nadiaoxford:

I submit the intro for Hunchback of Notre Dame beats Circle of Life raw.

Especially since the former doesn’t have flocks of pink birds that immediately make me think, “Sure, Disney, you weren’t influenced at all by Osamu Tezuka. Tell us another one.”

This movie was surprisingly hardcore for a Disney retelling of Victor Hugo’s really screwed up story.

It also did a ton of great stuff with God and religion and Catholicism that somehow managed to still be about people and not bring “Why Religion Sucks” into the whole thing, which is aces.

One thing that surprises me is how well the animation has aged. Strangely enough, it looked weird at the time; we weren’t really used to traditional animation blended with computer backgrounds. But now that pretty much everything is computer animated, you can really appreciate how effin’ gorgeous the Cathedral backgrounds are.

Also, God Help the Outcasts is the most honest song featured in a Disney movie. “Honest” meaning it doesn’t feel manufactured specifically to be played in a suburbanite van ferrying kids to McDonalds. It’s raw, open, and genuine.

(Needless to say, there is nothing suburban about Hellfire, ho ho ho. Will we ever again see a Disney villain essentially sing, “Help me Mary, I have an unholy erection?”)

adriofthedead:

bigbardafree:

ahsadler:

punkrockluna:

221cbakerstreet:

heisenfox:

If you’re not watching Sirens on Thursday nights at 10pm on USA, then you’re missing out. Not only is it one of the funniest shows out there right now — being that it’s co-created and executive produced by Denis Leary — but it’s also highly inclusive.

It centers on a team of Chicago EMTs, and focuses on the odd partnership of three men, Brian, who is the new guy, Johnny, a guy with a slow developing emotional range, and Hank, an African-American homosexual who defies all stereotypes the rest of popular media inflicts upon gay men. Their team is fleshed out in Cash, Voodoo, and Stats. And last night’s episode showed that Voodoo is asexual.

It took Brian from confusion and denail, to attempts to understand, and eventually wrapped it all around in a bow of acceptance. Brian went from the ideology that asexuals “just haven’t had proper sex,” to wanting to understand what asexual means — and failing — and finally all the way to realizing that sex isn’t what defines relationships, and that just being around Voodoo is enough for him.

Do yourselves a favor, and catch up on the episodes, and start tuning in Thursdays at 10.

this looks promising!!

THERE’S AN ASEXUAL CHARACTER ON A TV SHOW RIGHT NOW SPREAD THIS SHIT LIKE WILDFIRE

HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO WATCH THIS

okay please as an asexual person please don’t bother with this

please

one of the first things one of the characters says about asexuality is that he “can’t imagine a sexual pathology so strange and boring”

and the rest of the episode is literally mocking the asexual girl for being so weird because she doesn’t like sex

not to mention the guy in question who likes her conflates asexuality and celibacy and thinks he’d be the perfect guy for her based on that reason

like it was really awful and it upset me a lot and im tired of being called “boring” and “strange” and this episode came right on the heels of one that was literally all about the importance of sex.

oh and they confuse asexuality with sex repulsion like she just says she “hates sex” she doesn’t say “im not attracted sexually to any gender” or anything like that she’s just sex repulsed which is fine because sex repulsed asexuals exist but so do sex repulsed allosexuals and asexuality doesn’t mean sex repulsion but that’s the idea this character promotes

look if you are going to do an episode of something with someone who has a non normative sexuality don’t do it solely to make the character the butt of a bunch of jokes about how fucking strange they are for being who they are

and don’t get facts wrong about asexuals either it’s like wow you researched enough to know we have a triangle as the symbol that’s clearly the only research you did you just went “WOW THIS WOULD MAKE A GREAT WACKY CHARACTER WHAT A WEIRDO SHE DOESN’T HAVE SEX??”

no just fuck this show im so mad about this i had my hopes up i thought i would finally exist to people but it turns out im still a joke if this is what representation is going to be like i’d rather stay invisible

Boosting this too because people are still recommending this to me not knowing that I’ve already seen it and. well.

I know people are excited about asexual representation in a TV show, and that’s cool, but this was definitely a swing and a miss.