Posted 1 hour ago
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rufiozuko:

Dave Talkin To Jade…

(Sh*t was funny… just felt like reading it…)

*EXPLODES*

homestuck dave jade dante basco DANTE BASCO VOICING DAVE STRIDER SLKDFJSLJFLFL
Posted 14 hours ago

paru-na:

The avatar has arrived.<3

(AAAAAAH JESSIE AAAAAAAAAH)

JEEZUM CROW PARU YOU LOOK AMAZING


TAKE ME NOW


JUST TAKE ME NOW

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Posted 2 days ago

Me and Paru being classy and eating Oreos and drinking milk out of wine glasses because they offer optimal cookie-dunking space

paru-na classy motherfuckin' oreos
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adriofthedead:

unreadablemind:

schrodingersvet:

theornerycolonel:

fytsharing:

There were a ton of comments telling you to watch this.

They are correct in every sense of the word.

Candian Wildlife Service in Ottowa, I salute you.

Oh shit I remember my mom showing me this video years ago.

This is the greatest thing ever

I can’t breathe

“First Church of Christ, Filmmaker”

ahglskhdfhsf;

(Source: harveyvolodarrskii)

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Posted 1 week ago
  1. Areyu says: Well if it isn't my cutie. <3
  2. Revenance_VX says: he's fat
  3. Revenance_VX says: he just ate a full pizza and tested the limits of his stomach
  4. Revenance_VX says: he
  5. Revenance_VX says: WON.
  6. Areyu says: You make me so proud, baby.
Posted 1 week ago

wealldraw:

Sup brosephs, it’s FRIDAY, which means PARTY ALL NIGHT

and with that I mean I, Jo, will be posting comics 

which is similar to a party
except better
because it’s free and you won’t get all sweaty and there won’t be creepy dudes or creepy ladies grinding up against you and you won’t get a hangover in the morning unless you’re drinking right now I guess and IT MIGHT INVOLVE CATS

so get excited

Me and Duchess.

Posted 1 week ago

theworstthingsforsale:

Nutella is readily available in grocery stores across the country, so why you’d need eleven pounds of it in a single giant tub is anyone’s guess. Sure, it’s delicious, like any other combination of sugar and fat, but eleven pounds of Nutella has 27,000 calories. That’s two weeks’ worth of meals. Not two weeks of dinner, but two weeks of your entire caloric consumption, period.

It’s also worth noting that Nutella is only 13% hazelnuts and 7.4% cocoa. The majority of it is sugar and palm oil. If you want an authentic Italian hazelnut spread, Crema Alla Nocciola is 45% hazelnuts. It comes in a seven-ounce tub, too, so if you want to destroy your metabolism with it, you’ll have to suffer the indignity of manually entering a quantity of twenty-five tubs.

NO I WANT IT OH MY GOD

Fun fact: A jar this size will run you about $67 if you buy it in-store.

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Y'all might want to take a look at my secondary blog.

It’s not very pretty (then again, neither is my main), but it is chock full of great art resources and some recipes OF DELICIOUS FOOD THAT I WANT IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW so maybe you can check it out if you’re interested in either of those things? :D

Posted 2 weeks ago

I shouldn't be allowed words.

  1. ...
  2. so THERE WAS AN AD
  3. on photobucket
  4. and it was an audio one which annoyed me
  5. and it said LOOK AT WHAT YOUR MOUTH GOES THROUGH IN A DAY
  6. And I irritably yelled FUCK MY MOUTH.
  7. ............................................................................................................
reblogging because olly is a cutie also because this was said to me lawl
Posted 2 weeks ago

saccharinescorpion:

okay when TVTropes said this song got stuff past the radar i thought it was just going to be in flirty kind of hinting at sex kind of way i didn’t think they were going to literally sing about premature ejaculation and Aquaman’s teeny weenie

OH MY GOD WHAT

getting crap past the censors batman batman: the brave and the bold