General Iroh the Second
Has quite the fanbase, I reckon.
The way he shoots flames
And takes out airplanes
Gives the whole world an erection.
Asami, Asami, Asami,
Your daddy’s a jerk with an army.
He built a lightning baton
To help out Amon,
‘Cause firebenders murdered your mommy. :(
Korra, oh Korra, dear Korra,
Which Ferret treasures you more-a?
Mako is swell,
But as you can tell,
He really is quite a manwhore-a.
The Fire Nation is full of hotties. No pun intended.
Guys they used my theme song
SCREAMING THAT WAS REALLY GOOD
FLOATS INTO THE SUN